what an eventful day
it all started at the lord louis pub
i got there on time but no one was there

then i went inside to have some breakfast
but they were all behind by 20 minutes
i just knew the day was going down hill from here on in
whilst i was waiting for the food to be cooked to my special burn colour

ryan turned up in his vitara soon followed by his mate in another one
we soon had breakfast and were ready to go
when roadrottie turned up for some lanes
we went outside to set up the laptop when andrew turned up in his pajero
the laptop was soon loaded and we decided to head off
so in i jump ready to go when
i turned the key but the engine just started and died straight away
i tried again and again

never
with time ticking away
we decided to leave mine behind so i jumped in with roadrottie
we headed for cornwall as we had to meet spoonboy
we soon hit the lanes
whilst in the second one of the day i said the vitara does not seem to be doing so well
after 20 feet it was losing traction big time and the further we went the worse it got
till we reached a point where we had to get out waffle boards and tow ropes just to get him to the top of the lane

then we discovered that roadrotties shogun had a sticky clutch pedal

a bit strange but we got to the top of the lane and went to pull away when the pedal went to the floor and that was it

after we looked underneath we found there was fluid coming out from the rubber boot on the slave cylinder

roadrottie said thats that then where will we get one of those on a bank holiday

i said i have a new one back at the garage

so andrew drove me back to get it
we soon got back to fit the slave cylinder a quick bleed then we were off again
now we were missing the 2 vitaras as they had a broken driveshaft so decided to head home
we cracked on doing some great lanes when andrew shouts down the cb he had a noise
on inspection he had pushed the running board back onto the rear tyre

what ever next i ask you

we decended down one of cornwalls finest lanes only to hear andrew again ive got no brakes
no way

so we stopped again to investigate the problem
ah yes i found fluid pouring out of the rear brake pipe which goes from the axle up to the chassis
so out came the tools we had no brake pipe clamps no mould grips and only 2 zip ties
but its ok i clamped off the pipe with some pliers with a zip tie holding the end of the pliers in the compressed position
which held the fluid inside

wow you just could not make this up could you

again we get in ready to go when spoonboy said lee i think ive scratched my wing

so all in all we have all had car trouble of one kind or another today

roadrottie went to get a waffle board to help the vitara







here we have andrew in the pajero







in this lane we were a bit surprised to find a clio driving along

i reckon they took a wrong turn with there sat nav


heres andrew with one of the kids




here is spoonboy with the kays catalogue tree climbing photo


we pulled the board off the tyre


ive scratched my wing


well thats it then we all have had a problem today

here we have the only tool for the job
another quality job it got us through the rest of the day and all the way home without losing any more fluid



we decided to drop into the spar shop for some refreshments on the way home
where we heard this roar from down the road
when this bad boy turned up
it truly sounded awesome like an angel singing in my ear

well we got talking to this chap who has had this truck for 30 years

oh yes that would explain the noise
away with the original granada v6 engine and in with this v8 with a webber 45
awesome




as you all know my love for landrovers is very low so much so i would like to see them all scrapped
but this is a thing of beauty i just love it
so much so i would even buy it if the price was right

all in all we were dealt a very bad hand today but we muddled through with plenty of teamwork and the minimalist of tools and supplies
like you do
now all i need to do is fit a new fuel pump tomorrow
but looking on the bright side
i have no dirty car to wash
no massive fuel cost today
no damage
so happy days

big thanks to all that came today
it turned out to be a day ill not forget in a hurry as it was a great
till the next adventure